lingering slowness or super fast.
Not much in-between,
and actually those two speeds work quite well here.
Egyptians work on a slower pace when making plans to meet,
or how much time is spent eating.
As Americans we are so used to eating quickly
and rushing to get to the next spot that the slow pace of meals feels very new and different.
There is something beautiful to just sitting back and enjoying every moment of the meal.
Just make sure that you don't have some place that you need to go to quickly...
you won't make it.
The good thing is that if you do need a quick meal,
there are plenty of quick options.
Super fast is reserved for cars or moving vehicles.
As expected cars move, weaving in and out of lanes
and some times,
not in a lane at all!
Lanes or at least the lines that mark the lanes
seem to be mere suggestions...
take them or leave them.
It's your choice.
It reminded me of traveling in Greece and Turkey.
Remember that Kelly and Sara?
The weaving in and out of lanes at fast speeds,
while our driver honked his signals to those around us?
When we first arrived and got in the taxi with Amy,
I was shocked at how little traffic there was around us.
It's Ramadan right now,
and since we arrived around 6-7pm
most people were home breaking their fast for the day
and eating a meal.
That left us on a basically empty freeway
with just our taxi and a crazy dude flying by us on a motorbike
while laying on his stomach...no helmet, of course.
We couldn't help but laugh and wonder how in the world he could stay on!
Seriously!
Kids these days are the same everywhere.
ha!
On the other hand,
I was disappointed that Laura was not experiencing
the true way that people over in this part of the world drive.
I had spent so much time talking to her about what the ride
was going to be like and what she could expect so that it wasn't a shocker.
The real shocker was that it was one of the smoothest
and easiest rides we had since we began traveling.
Go figure.
Thankfully the next day (today, Thursday June 25th) she experienced
the real Egyptian driving...and it was crazy awesome.
Cars traveling quickly and tightly so close together that door handles could touch.
How they don't touch is beyond my comprehension.
Though from all of the scraps and mirrors absent,
the cars do pretend to be bumper cars often.
Note to people moving to Egypt...Don't buy a nice car.
Just don't. It's not worth it.
Instead, just find an old beat-up thing,
duct tape the bumper and side mirrors on,
find a sharpie to fill in or draw a design to cover any damage,
jam a screwdriver into the window frame so the window stays up (yes, I saw this),
and then sit back and let the bumper cars do their thing.
It's really the only way to go.
And really, that would be the most enjoyable way to go.
Once you have your car all mashed together and sharpied to your liking,
don't worry about learning all of those silly driving laws,
you don't need them!
Just know a couple signs and which dude in the police officer
and which one is the soldier and you'll be fine.
If you find that you've gone too far,
also don't worry.
Just throw your car in reverse through the intersection,
while honking so that people know that you're there,
and back it on up!
Boom! You're to your destination.
Easy-peasy.
If you see another scrap from your travels,
again just pick out your sharpie color and go to town drawing.
Voila! Your car is new again.
All in all, I can't help but just watch, giggle,
and sit in awe at how people are able to navigate the streets without much
regulation or at let what appears to be little regulation.
It's amazing really.
Plus, where else can you go and decorate your own car?
I feel like this could be a new trend...
maybe a need a new set of sharpies and an old car myself.
Oh man, my mind is churning already...
watch out world.
I have duct tape, sharpies, and a mind filled with ideas...
together we'll make an Egyptian masterpiece.
